Hey, remember that one time when Artistically Declined Press released that anthology edited by Ben Tanzer that had like 871 bajillion brilliant writers in it & I got it in the mail & put it right on my stuff-I’m-reading-or-haven’t-finished-or-still-want-within-arm’s-reach shelf? Yeah, that was a pretty cool time.
Love for Halloweens past (it’s never too late), courtesy of the ever most awesome Beach Sloth. Both “13” and its sequel, “TH1RT3EN: REAN1MAT3D” (artistically declined press), are covered in the way only Beachy can.
SEE: 13
SEE: TH1RT3EN: REAN1MAT3D
“Ryan W. Bradley and David Tomaloff’s You Are Jaguar, the first title from Artistically Declined Press’s Twin Antlers imprint, is such a work, a disarming, intensely self-aware tangle of dueling verse that is not only a testament to the convergence of two distinct, exceptionally talented poetic voices, but also to the process itself, a primal hymn where the need for inclusion is extolled as the greatest of virtues. Truly sanguineous indeed.” —From Chris Vola’s review of YOU ARE JAGUAR at Outside Writers
SEE: DEERBIRDS OF THE WORLD UNITE
GET: YOU ARE JAGUAR
“You Are Jaguar is two hands shaking in the woods, two voices wandering in our heads stretching the territory we didn’t know we spanned…” —Meg Tuite, in a fantastic piece about YOU ARE JAGUAR for the Lit Pub.
J. A. Tyler recently interviewed Mr. Ryan W. Bradley & me about our collaborative book of poetry, YOU ARE JAGUAR, for MONKEYBICYCLE.
I’m particularly stoked about this interview because Mr. Mud Luscious always asks great questions. Thanks, J. A.!
Who wants to ride the Jaguar for free? All you have to do is wrestle a live alligator with Ryan W. Bradley. Alternatively, you could enter to win over at Goodreads!
Cop a deerbird for free right HERE!
In which I post a birthday something for Ryan W. Bradley, who evidently looks like popcorn & is uncomfortable in the presence of talking dogs.
THE MOON, THE SUN, AND RYAN W. BRADLEY (not quite a fortune-telling)
It’s Sunday. Maybe what you need today is a great short film based on YOU ARE JAGUAR, the collaborative poetry collection written by Ryan W. Bradley and me. I’m thrilled to have once again worked with the incredible Swoon. Enjoy!
YOU ARE JAGUAR, my collaborative poetry collection written with Ryan W. Bradley, was recently reviewed by Tnbbc. The words “This is the way poetry should be” were used. Humbled, I am. Humbled, indeed.
See: TNBBC IS JAGUAR
It’s Thursday. Get your free stuff on & help Ryan W. Bradley & me spread the rawr!
On Friday evening, I will pick four winners who will receive the audio version, & one who will receive the book + audio package free!
Also, add it on Goodreads & we will love you so hard your childrens’ children will feel the crushing squish & crunch of our semi-patented new & improved bear hugs.
In short, go HERE to choose your own adventure, by which I mean an adventure that may not be exactly of your own choosing, but which might help you to feel happier while you burn off those pesky life-minutes on the internet thing.
Today is officially YOU ARE JAGUAR day! The collaborative book of poems by Ryan W. Bradley and me is officially available in both book and audiobook formats. Get both as a discounted package deal. Adopt a Jaguar today!
The official unleashing of the Jaguar happens in one week, which means there is one week left to pre-order & get a FREE Artistically Declined Press scout book! No one will mess with you this summer; you’re packing a Jaguar. Tell ‘em it’s the deerbird, baby. ADP!
see: YOU ARE JAGUAR
An audiobook version of YOU ARE JAGUAR is currently in the works. Ryan dropped a little preview of his part of it yesterday. Yezzir!
ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT JAGUAR SHENANIGANS
Ryan W. Bradley has issued photographs detailing the grisly—yet strangely poetic—jaguar attack on the ARTISTICALLY DECLINED PRESS compound. No serious injuries have been reported. You can help raise awareness about the dangers of these and other sketchy jaguar shenanigans by purchasing the jaguar shenanigan information pamphlet, YOU ARE JAGUAR. Thank you.
see: YOU ARE JAGUAR
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